Ah Bollocks - funny prostate cancer card
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Ah Bollocks Get Well Card For A Man

Ah Bo***cks! - Card

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Give the gift of laughter with this ballsy funny prostate cancer card. This could also be used as a testicular cancer card or any situation that requires an 'Ah Bollocks'. Its potential use spans far and wide!

 We can:

  • Deliver cards direct to the recipient on your behalf
  • Write a personal handwritten message
  • Assist you with what to write if needs be
  • Include a get well gift, see instructions below

To deliver a card directly simply leave your personal message in the box at checkout or email to info@theelephantintheroomgifts.com stating your order number. We hand-write all our support card messages to make it more personal. 

Our cards are:

  • Left blank inside for your own words of loving support, appreciation or friendly banter
  • Made with a high quality 400g card
  • A6 in size
  • With either a brown ribbed or white 120gsm envelope
  • Enclosed in a protective recyclable clear pocket

Adding A Gift

If you would like to add a gift with this funny prostate cancer card please browse through our website.  You will find an selection of gifts that are suitable and useful for someone dealing with an illness. We carefully research all of our products to ensure they are suitable for those going through treatments or on medication.

 We gift wrap singular items for free on request, but if you want to add a little more, go to the Get Well & Cancer Care Package section & add a Gift Box to your cart. We will use whatever box size suits your products and add all the trimmings! 

We keep our gift boxes and wrappings at just one price regardless of the size so choose as many gifts as you like!

Finally, you will receive a photograph via email so you know exactly what your care package looked like. Of course there is also the option to pick one of our pre-made care packages.

We are contactable via the chat box on the bottom right hand side of the screen, by phone or email. Indeed all contact details you will find in top menu bar. We are more than happy to help if you are unsure of what to buy or indeed, what to say. Please don't hesitate to reach out.

Needless to say we treat all correspondence with the utmost of confidentiality, understanding and care.

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